Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Ka bar bowie
I just got a large ka bar bowie knife. It is sick, you can cut down trees with it and its not heavy. If your into the out doors then this knife is good for you.
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Sunday, May 2, 2010
christian
B The Woods of No Turn Back
My friend Josha and me went on a walk in the woods of No Turn Back. The wards No Turn Back has a big meaning in these woods so we could not turn back. But the title did not say we could not walk in a half circle or a strait line until we walked all the way around the world and weir back were we started. But now I will get in to the reason we took a walk in the woods of No Turn Back. Well three days ago I was eaten a golden apple when I say a golden apple I mean a golden apple some of you may wonder why my teeth did not break. Well You see I am a Goldling (GOLD LANG) and we only eat gold. Well I was on my castle of Eat Gold Here and like I said I was eaten a golden apple. So I eat most my apple when a big green bird grabbed it and flew over the woods of No Turn Back and dropped it. Well what I did not tell you be for is that this apple was not only gold. Inside the apple there was a rock of Happy Life witch of curse made you have a happy life at least that is what I was told. Well there I go again off the subject, any way so the green bird took the golden apple off the castle of Eat Gold Here and dropped it in the wood of No Turn Back witch is a problem because it has the rock of Happy Life in it. So I ran down the steps of Long Time to get to my friend Josha house to get him to help get the golden apple witch had the rock of Happy Life out of the woods of No Turn Back were the green bird dropped it. And he said yes so we ran past the blue banana eaten frogs in to the woods of No Turn Back past all that stuff I said in the beginning to find that the rock of Happy Life fell in the pit of Ever Fall. So we could not get it any way now we just hade to get out so we said "the title did not say we could not walk in a half circle or a strait line until we walked all the way around the world and weir back were we started." and we went in a half circle and got out safely. Your probably wondering why we went in a half circle instead of a strait line until we walked all the way around the world and weir back were we started **********************************************************************************************************************OR NOT ***************************************
THE END
finely
My friend Josha and me went on a walk in the woods of No Turn Back. The wards No Turn Back has a big meaning in these woods so we could not turn back. But the title did not say we could not walk in a half circle or a strait line until we walked all the way around the world and weir back were we started. But now I will get in to the reason we took a walk in the woods of No Turn Back. Well three days ago I was eaten a golden apple when I say a golden apple I mean a golden apple some of you may wonder why my teeth did not break. Well You see I am a Goldling (GOLD LANG) and we only eat gold. Well I was on my castle of Eat Gold Here and like I said I was eaten a golden apple. So I eat most my apple when a big green bird grabbed it and flew over the woods of No Turn Back and dropped it. Well what I did not tell you be for is that this apple was not only gold. Inside the apple there was a rock of Happy Life witch of curse made you have a happy life at least that is what I was told. Well there I go again off the subject, any way so the green bird took the golden apple off the castle of Eat Gold Here and dropped it in the wood of No Turn Back witch is a problem because it has the rock of Happy Life in it. So I ran down the steps of Long Time to get to my friend Josha house to get him to help get the golden apple witch had the rock of Happy Life out of the woods of No Turn Back were the green bird dropped it. And he said yes so we ran past the blue banana eaten frogs in to the woods of No Turn Back past all that stuff I said in the beginning to find that the rock of Happy Life fell in the pit of Ever Fall. So we could not get it any way now we just hade to get out so we said "the title did not say we could not walk in a half circle or a strait line until we walked all the way around the world and weir back were we started." and we went in a half circle and got out safely. Your probably wondering why we went in a half circle instead of a strait line until we walked all the way around the world and weir back were we started **********************************************************************************************************************OR NOT ***************************************
THE END
finely
Sunday, April 11, 2010
the consperacy is BROKEN I have found the word that rhyms with orange
Orange! behold the word with no rhyme! No longer! I have found the word that rhymes with orange! They can not hide it from us! I have a theory the mysterious THEY have tried to stop the world to unravel the rhyme of orange because it will lead people to realize the secrets of the WORLD!
...I'll Think about it but are you ready for the word? Bagpipes please!
*Bagpipes AND drum roll*
...
Door hinge!
...I'll Think about it but are you ready for the word? Bagpipes please!
*Bagpipes AND drum roll*
...
Door hinge!
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
February 19, 2010
Thomas the Boom Boom Tank!
Thomas woke up early, ready to practice shooting. After a nice oil breakfast Thomas rode down the dusty trail to the shooting range. When he got there, Thomas met his friend, Hum the Humvee. Thomas hit every target. They had a great time at the range the sound of all the explosions rose in the air reminded them of the Forth of July. But fun dose not last forever it was time for them to go home. Hum invited Thomas over to his house because of the sound of thunder in the dissident , but Thomas refused. Thomas went back down the dusty trail, but the rain caught up to him. The dust slowly became mud. It was getting harder for Thomas to go on. with every turn of his track Thomas would get more stuck after a short bit of time Thomas could not move at all.
Thomas puffed and blew, but he still could not get out. Then he heard a bang of thunder and saw a flash of lightning hit his engine. Now he could not even puff or plow. For five days Thomas was sitting there. No help came, and he was going to give up. However, he decided to wait one more day. He waited 10 hours; it was becoming dark the air was damp. Just when all hope was drifting away, Thomas heard a roar. At first, he thought it was Bigfoot coming from the dark creepy woods at his left, but then he saw two lights coming from a small deer trail in the savage forest. The lights came closer and closer, and then it made a beep. It was Hum! Boy am I happy to see you my big buddy Hum said in a hopeful vice. Tomorrow I will get all our friends together and we will pull you out of that dreadful place. the next day Hum returned with armored trucks, tanks, and humvees. they all got ropes and chains after they got a good grip on Thomas they all pulled until the ropes were taut. Then after hum counted down 3.2.1. they all pulled Thomas out. The crowd was going crazy with clapping and cheering. Thomas happily rode down the sunny road and this time it was dry. when he got home he put on a huge party almost every one was there that lived on the base. after Thomas and Hum terminate the mess. and said there goodbyes they parted there deferent ways. as for hum he was moved out of the base were he was shipped of to the war and was never herd of again. but Thomas lived happily ever after
The end
Thomas the Boom Boom Tank!
Thomas woke up early, ready to practice shooting. After a nice oil breakfast Thomas rode down the dusty trail to the shooting range. When he got there, Thomas met his friend, Hum the Humvee. Thomas hit every target. They had a great time at the range the sound of all the explosions rose in the air reminded them of the Forth of July. But fun dose not last forever it was time for them to go home. Hum invited Thomas over to his house because of the sound of thunder in the dissident , but Thomas refused. Thomas went back down the dusty trail, but the rain caught up to him. The dust slowly became mud. It was getting harder for Thomas to go on. with every turn of his track Thomas would get more stuck after a short bit of time Thomas could not move at all.
Thomas puffed and blew, but he still could not get out. Then he heard a bang of thunder and saw a flash of lightning hit his engine. Now he could not even puff or plow. For five days Thomas was sitting there. No help came, and he was going to give up. However, he decided to wait one more day. He waited 10 hours; it was becoming dark the air was damp. Just when all hope was drifting away, Thomas heard a roar. At first, he thought it was Bigfoot coming from the dark creepy woods at his left, but then he saw two lights coming from a small deer trail in the savage forest. The lights came closer and closer, and then it made a beep. It was Hum! Boy am I happy to see you my big buddy Hum said in a hopeful vice. Tomorrow I will get all our friends together and we will pull you out of that dreadful place. the next day Hum returned with armored trucks, tanks, and humvees. they all got ropes and chains after they got a good grip on Thomas they all pulled until the ropes were taut. Then after hum counted down 3.2.1. they all pulled Thomas out. The crowd was going crazy with clapping and cheering. Thomas happily rode down the sunny road and this time it was dry. when he got home he put on a huge party almost every one was there that lived on the base. after Thomas and Hum terminate the mess. and said there goodbyes they parted there deferent ways. as for hum he was moved out of the base were he was shipped of to the war and was never herd of again. but Thomas lived happily ever after
The end
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Friday, March 12, 2010
2010 and christian is back with more
the first time i post lol but for all that you see this my youtube name is legobobgo1 plz check out
Saturday, October 10, 2009
New Contributor....
Since Gandalf and Christian have appeared to let this blog go by the wayside, and since I was invited to contribute to The Book of Secrets....... I decided to, y'know, contribute. FYI, I'm not as big an expert on aliens or Dr. Who as Gandalf is, but I AM very good at complaining about the government and all of the conspiracy theories they're responsible for. Hey, it's a hobby of mine. In fact, I have several spies - who shall remain nameless, in order to keep from jeopardizing their missions - located in Washington D.C. and other high political-traffic areas. But I'll touch on them later. Today, I am going to talk about squirrels.
Unless you live in Antarctica or in the middle of the ocean, you are undoubtedly familiar with squirrels. Little walnut-misplacing animals that are mostly tail, and that look completely incapable of committing any crimes worse than stealing seeds from the birdfeeder. Right?
*buzzer* Wrong. Fail. My friend Joseph was the one who alerted me to the danger of the squirrels, and now I'm warning you. If you are reading this, I plead with you to pass this information on to anyone you know who lives in a squirrel-infested area. Squirrels are EVIL. They are vicious, they are conniving, they are sly and cunning and brutally strategic when it comes to war. DO NOT LAUGH. Squirrels are responsible for the deaths of many, many people around the world, and YOU COULD BE NEXT.
Unless you live in Antarctica or in the middle of the ocean, you are undoubtedly familiar with squirrels. Little walnut-misplacing animals that are mostly tail, and that look completely incapable of committing any crimes worse than stealing seeds from the birdfeeder. Right?
*buzzer* Wrong. Fail. My friend Joseph was the one who alerted me to the danger of the squirrels, and now I'm warning you. If you are reading this, I plead with you to pass this information on to anyone you know who lives in a squirrel-infested area. Squirrels are EVIL. They are vicious, they are conniving, they are sly and cunning and brutally strategic when it comes to war. DO NOT LAUGH. Squirrels are responsible for the deaths of many, many people around the world, and YOU COULD BE NEXT.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Bounty list has just gone up
Yees the new bounty list has gone up look to the right to see it
Good luck on the hunt
I am Gandalf And Gandalf means ME
Good luck on the hunt
I am Gandalf And Gandalf means ME
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyy
Sorry its been SO long since I posted last and now I don't have a lot of time again (when you know every one of the government's secrets they are after you a lot) so here's some thing to think about in my absence (the aliens are going to put me in solitary confinement...again)
Theory #235:Atlantis.
Location:Bermuda triangle.
objective:World domination(what else) or none.
Theory:WAR.not started by them. For 1,000,000s of years people have been trying to rule them.To no avail.
I'm really leaning tord that althougt I think it is possible that the water level rising is in fact them, because they are mermaids and all of the sips and plans disappearing is them trying to keep them self's a secret.but that's not possible ha ha ...r is it
Theory #235:Atlantis.
Location:Bermuda triangle.
objective:World domination(what else) or none.
Theory:WAR.not started by them. For 1,000,000s of years people have been trying to rule them.To no avail.
I'm really leaning tord that althougt I think it is possible that the water level rising is in fact them, because they are mermaids and all of the sips and plans disappearing is them trying to keep them self's a secret.but that's not possible ha ha ...r is it
Monday, January 19, 2009
Area 52
This is a short one cuz I'm being chased by Sandpeople.But all of you now about area 51,but if you dont area 51 is a top secret "Nuclear testing" place if I'm not mistaking.Now as we all know its really an Alien research faculty but not really!The government made up the Nuclear Testing faculty to cover up the Alien Research faculty to cover up Area 52!Which is an invisible Alien Research faculty somewhere near LasVagas.Got to go or I'll be eaten by Sandpeople!
Gandalf
Gandalf
Friday, December 19, 2008
Barbie=Cybermen
I was watching TV today and a commercial for the next barbie movie.You know the the ones I mean:They dance,blow bubbles and unicorns have wings and the birds sing,true love and the PINK!Oh I kill myself with all the pink! anyway...I noticed that said such a evil toy is very popular.Now due to my obsession with Doctor Who I have come to believe that barbie are really Cybermen in disguise.And they hypnotise people in to buying them so they can take over the world!!!!!*Thunder Booms*
Yep, were prity much doom til the Doctor comes or I'll have to save us and that would be bad.
*Mutters to self*
Then I'll be in charge of TWO wars.Hum?
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Clouds
Another one my theories is that clouds aren't natural.That the government crated them because they were afraid of the hole in the Ozone (Who isn't?) and made clouds to suck up the suns light.Now let me remind you that nothing on this website is based on logic.I'm just insane.
Gandalf
Gandalf
Sunday, December 14, 2008
School?
One of my many theories is that school is an Alien training facility.Now if you think about it its vary possible.They invented school to test growth of lack of our intelligence.And if you do poorly by there standards and aren't ready to go to a far of plant to help a Alien race, well then they let you live a normel life but if you do very well the its back to the mother ship.
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