Barbie=Cybermen

I was watching TV today and a commercial for the next barbie movie.You know the the ones I mean:They dance,blow bubbles and unicorns have wings and the birds sing,true love and the PINK!Oh I kill myself with all the pink! anyway...I noticed that said such a evil toy is very popular.Now due to my obsession with Doctor Who I have come to believe that barbie are really Cybermen in disguise.And they hypnotise people in to buying them so they can take over the world!!!!!
*Thunder Booms*
Yep, were prity much doom til the Doctor comes or I'll have to save us and that would be bad.
*Mutters to self*
Then I'll be in charge of TWO wars.Hum?

Clouds

Another one my theories is that clouds aren't natural.That the government crated them because they were afraid of the hole in the Ozone (Who isn't?) and made clouds to suck up the suns light.Now let me remind you that nothing on this website is based on logic.I'm just insane.
Gandalf

School?

One of my many theories is that school is an Alien training facility.Now if you think about it its vary possible.They invented school to test growth of lack of our intelligence.And if you do poorly by there standards and aren't ready to go to a far of plant to help a Alien race, well then they let you live a normel life but if you do very well the its back to the mother ship.

As you read this the word you thought you knew is about to change.This the new Book Of Secrets.What REALLY is the CIA?Are clouds really water?Did man really walk on the moon?Are Aliens real?Is there really Atlantis?Did humans really cause Global Warming?Were dragons once the masters of the world?What are really in sewers?What is Area 51 and is there an Area 52?Is Big Food a experiment that the government did?Who really won Custer's last Stand?Were the makers of War Craft trying to tell us some thing?Does the govermment know about time travel but are keping it from us?All of these shall be revealed in time.And in the TARTIS it always is.
Gandalf