Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Sunday, May 2, 2010
christian
B The Woods of No Turn Back
My friend Josha and me went on a walk in the woods of No Turn Back. The wards No Turn Back has a big meaning in these woods so we could not turn back. But the title did not say we could not walk in a half circle or a strait line until we walked all the way around the world and weir back were we started. But now I will get in to the reason we took a walk in the woods of No Turn Back. Well three days ago I was eaten a golden apple when I say a golden apple I mean a golden apple some of you may wonder why my teeth did not break. Well You see I am a Goldling (GOLD LANG) and we only eat gold. Well I was on my castle of Eat Gold Here and like I said I was eaten a golden apple. So I eat most my apple when a big green bird grabbed it and flew over the woods of No Turn Back and dropped it. Well what I did not tell you be for is that this apple was not only gold. Inside the apple there was a rock of Happy Life witch of curse made you have a happy life at least that is what I was told. Well there I go again off the subject, any way so the green bird took the golden apple off the castle of Eat Gold Here and dropped it in the wood of No Turn Back witch is a problem because it has the rock of Happy Life in it. So I ran down the steps of Long Time to get to my friend Josha house to get him to help get the golden apple witch had the rock of Happy Life out of the woods of No Turn Back were the green bird dropped it. And he said yes so we ran past the blue banana eaten frogs in to the woods of No Turn Back past all that stuff I said in the beginning to find that the rock of Happy Life fell in the pit of Ever Fall. So we could not get it any way now we just hade to get out so we said "the title did not say we could not walk in a half circle or a strait line until we walked all the way around the world and weir back were we started." and we went in a half circle and got out safely. Your probably wondering why we went in a half circle instead of a strait line until we walked all the way around the world and weir back were we started **********************************************************************************************************************OR NOT ***************************************
THE END
finely
My friend Josha and me went on a walk in the woods of No Turn Back. The wards No Turn Back has a big meaning in these woods so we could not turn back. But the title did not say we could not walk in a half circle or a strait line until we walked all the way around the world and weir back were we started. But now I will get in to the reason we took a walk in the woods of No Turn Back. Well three days ago I was eaten a golden apple when I say a golden apple I mean a golden apple some of you may wonder why my teeth did not break. Well You see I am a Goldling (GOLD LANG) and we only eat gold. Well I was on my castle of Eat Gold Here and like I said I was eaten a golden apple. So I eat most my apple when a big green bird grabbed it and flew over the woods of No Turn Back and dropped it. Well what I did not tell you be for is that this apple was not only gold. Inside the apple there was a rock of Happy Life witch of curse made you have a happy life at least that is what I was told. Well there I go again off the subject, any way so the green bird took the golden apple off the castle of Eat Gold Here and dropped it in the wood of No Turn Back witch is a problem because it has the rock of Happy Life in it. So I ran down the steps of Long Time to get to my friend Josha house to get him to help get the golden apple witch had the rock of Happy Life out of the woods of No Turn Back were the green bird dropped it. And he said yes so we ran past the blue banana eaten frogs in to the woods of No Turn Back past all that stuff I said in the beginning to find that the rock of Happy Life fell in the pit of Ever Fall. So we could not get it any way now we just hade to get out so we said "the title did not say we could not walk in a half circle or a strait line until we walked all the way around the world and weir back were we started." and we went in a half circle and got out safely. Your probably wondering why we went in a half circle instead of a strait line until we walked all the way around the world and weir back were we started **********************************************************************************************************************OR NOT ***************************************
THE END
finely
Sunday, April 11, 2010
the consperacy is BROKEN I have found the word that rhyms with orange
Orange! behold the word with no rhyme! No longer! I have found the word that rhymes with orange! They can not hide it from us! I have a theory the mysterious THEY have tried to stop the world to unravel the rhyme of orange because it will lead people to realize the secrets of the WORLD!
...I'll Think about it but are you ready for the word? Bagpipes please!
*Bagpipes AND drum roll*
...
Door hinge!
...I'll Think about it but are you ready for the word? Bagpipes please!
*Bagpipes AND drum roll*
...
Door hinge!
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
February 19, 2010
Thomas the Boom Boom Tank!
Thomas woke up early, ready to practice shooting. After a nice oil breakfast Thomas rode down the dusty trail to the shooting range. When he got there, Thomas met his friend, Hum the Humvee. Thomas hit every target. They had a great time at the range the sound of all the explosions rose in the air reminded them of the Forth of July. But fun dose not last forever it was time for them to go home. Hum invited Thomas over to his house because of the sound of thunder in the dissident , but Thomas refused. Thomas went back down the dusty trail, but the rain caught up to him. The dust slowly became mud. It was getting harder for Thomas to go on. with every turn of his track Thomas would get more stuck after a short bit of time Thomas could not move at all.
Thomas puffed and blew, but he still could not get out. Then he heard a bang of thunder and saw a flash of lightning hit his engine. Now he could not even puff or plow. For five days Thomas was sitting there. No help came, and he was going to give up. However, he decided to wait one more day. He waited 10 hours; it was becoming dark the air was damp. Just when all hope was drifting away, Thomas heard a roar. At first, he thought it was Bigfoot coming from the dark creepy woods at his left, but then he saw two lights coming from a small deer trail in the savage forest. The lights came closer and closer, and then it made a beep. It was Hum! Boy am I happy to see you my big buddy Hum said in a hopeful vice. Tomorrow I will get all our friends together and we will pull you out of that dreadful place. the next day Hum returned with armored trucks, tanks, and humvees. they all got ropes and chains after they got a good grip on Thomas they all pulled until the ropes were taut. Then after hum counted down 3.2.1. they all pulled Thomas out. The crowd was going crazy with clapping and cheering. Thomas happily rode down the sunny road and this time it was dry. when he got home he put on a huge party almost every one was there that lived on the base. after Thomas and Hum terminate the mess. and said there goodbyes they parted there deferent ways. as for hum he was moved out of the base were he was shipped of to the war and was never herd of again. but Thomas lived happily ever after
The end
Thomas the Boom Boom Tank!
Thomas woke up early, ready to practice shooting. After a nice oil breakfast Thomas rode down the dusty trail to the shooting range. When he got there, Thomas met his friend, Hum the Humvee. Thomas hit every target. They had a great time at the range the sound of all the explosions rose in the air reminded them of the Forth of July. But fun dose not last forever it was time for them to go home. Hum invited Thomas over to his house because of the sound of thunder in the dissident , but Thomas refused. Thomas went back down the dusty trail, but the rain caught up to him. The dust slowly became mud. It was getting harder for Thomas to go on. with every turn of his track Thomas would get more stuck after a short bit of time Thomas could not move at all.
Thomas puffed and blew, but he still could not get out. Then he heard a bang of thunder and saw a flash of lightning hit his engine. Now he could not even puff or plow. For five days Thomas was sitting there. No help came, and he was going to give up. However, he decided to wait one more day. He waited 10 hours; it was becoming dark the air was damp. Just when all hope was drifting away, Thomas heard a roar. At first, he thought it was Bigfoot coming from the dark creepy woods at his left, but then he saw two lights coming from a small deer trail in the savage forest. The lights came closer and closer, and then it made a beep. It was Hum! Boy am I happy to see you my big buddy Hum said in a hopeful vice. Tomorrow I will get all our friends together and we will pull you out of that dreadful place. the next day Hum returned with armored trucks, tanks, and humvees. they all got ropes and chains after they got a good grip on Thomas they all pulled until the ropes were taut. Then after hum counted down 3.2.1. they all pulled Thomas out. The crowd was going crazy with clapping and cheering. Thomas happily rode down the sunny road and this time it was dry. when he got home he put on a huge party almost every one was there that lived on the base. after Thomas and Hum terminate the mess. and said there goodbyes they parted there deferent ways. as for hum he was moved out of the base were he was shipped of to the war and was never herd of again. but Thomas lived happily ever after
The end
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Friday, March 12, 2010
2010 and christian is back with more
the first time i post lol but for all that you see this my youtube name is legobobgo1 plz check out
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