New Contributor....

Since Gandalf and Christian have appeared to let this blog go by the wayside, and since I was invited to contribute to The Book of Secrets....... I decided to, y'know, contribute. FYI, I'm not as big an expert on aliens or Dr. Who as Gandalf is, but I AM very good at complaining about the government and all of the conspiracy theories they're responsible for. Hey, it's a hobby of mine. In fact, I have several spies - who shall remain nameless, in order to keep from jeopardizing their missions - located in Washington D.C. and other high political-traffic areas. But I'll touch on them later. Today, I am going to talk about squirrels.

Unless you live in Antarctica or in the middle of the ocean, you are undoubtedly familiar with squirrels. Little walnut-misplacing animals that are mostly tail, and that look completely incapable of committing any crimes worse than stealing seeds from the birdfeeder. Right?

*buzzer* Wrong. Fail. My friend Joseph was the one who alerted me to the danger of the squirrels, and now I'm warning you. If you are reading this, I plead with you to pass this information on to anyone you know who lives in a squirrel-infested area. Squirrels are EVIL. They are vicious, they are conniving, they are sly and cunning and brutally strategic when it comes to war. DO NOT LAUGH. Squirrels are responsible for the deaths of many, many people around the world, and YOU COULD BE NEXT.

Bounty list has just gone up

Yees the new bounty list has gone up look to the right to see it

Good luck on the hunt

I am Gandalf And Gandalf means ME

Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyy

Sorry its been SO long since I posted last and now I don't have a lot of time again (when you know every one of the government's secrets they are after you a lot) so here's some thing to think about in my absence (the aliens are going to put me in solitary confinement...again)
Theory #235:Atlantis.
Location:Bermuda triangle.
objective:World domination(what else) or none.
Theory:WAR.not started by them. For 1,000,000s of years people have been trying to rule them.To no avail.
I'm really leaning tord that althougt I think it is possible that the water level rising is in fact them, because they are mermaids and all of the sips and plans disappearing is them trying to keep them self's a secret.but that's not possible ha ha ...r is it

Area 52

This is a short one cuz I'm being chased by Sandpeople.But all of you now about area 51,but if you dont area 51 is a top secret "Nuclear testing" place if I'm not mistaking.Now as we all know its really an Alien research faculty but not really!The government made up the Nuclear Testing faculty to cover up the Alien Research faculty to cover up Area 52!Which is an invisible Alien Research faculty somewhere near LasVagas.Got to go or I'll be eaten by Sandpeople!
Gandalf